Rachel Adler ([info]dogisdead) wrote,
@ 2004-09-15 10:37:00
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Current mood: giddy

Happy Ending
I used to use livejournal as a dependency crutch. Oh, adorable "mood icon" you defined me to my community of readers. That void, however, has been replaced by the ability to record ALL episodes of Married...With Children and watch them all day. That show always vaguely reminded me of my family, that with a pinch of Death of a Salesman. You may be filled with sadness at that thought, but I'm filled with pride knowing that I can use apply a playwriting masterpiece to my life. Although, Willy Loman is a much more depressing name than "Jeff Adler".

In other news...I've been doing the reverse commute, going back and forth between Long Beach and my apartment. I'm STILL a nanny, I DON'T have dreadlocks but I DO look like a lesbian from time to time which has its advantages, although with this short hair I'm pulling off the butch do' instead of the hot femme that I'd want to be.

I'm taking German,which may seem to some as a self-hatred thing, but I see it as a learning experience. Now, I can walk all over the streets of New York repeating Hitler's speeches and KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN for once. It's no fun mumbling something in German, having people start to cry and not even know what word caused them to do so.

Nah, I'm kidding. I'd like you to believe that, at least. Speaking of extermination of the Jews, Happy Rosh Hashana! The time of the year when Jews go to temple, never go for the rest of the year but think they've "done their service" by putting in 3 or so hours with God. L'Shana Tovah!




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[info]killerqueeen
2004-09-15 03:34 pm UTC (link)
Several weeks ago, I complimented Vivian on having the most amazing livejournal passage ever, in which she described a very shady event and ended simply with "it was awesome." I am taking that award away right now, though, and giving it to you for the following passage:

I'm taking German,which may seem to some as a self-hatred thing, but I see it as a learning experience. Now, I can walk all over the streets of New York repeating Hitler's speeches and KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN for once. It's no fun mumbling something in German, having people start to cry and not even know what word caused them to do so.

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[info]whosapalandrome
2004-09-15 06:02 pm UTC (link)
boooooo!! i deserve all awards.

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[info]killerqueeen
2004-09-16 07:53 pm UTC (link)
That was a bit harsh. I can have monthly Awards. Rachel is just the September winner.

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[info]dogisdead
2004-09-20 08:00 pm UTC (link)
Thank you!

The funny thing is, I actually DO walk around playing Hitler's speeches on my stylish i-pod. The realistic part is that...I listen to them ON MY I-POD. I don't think Hitler would rest easy knowing that Jews were prospering enough to buy unecessary portable music players. I think he forgave me though, by me taking the German. The rest of the jewish population...they're on their own. But thank you for the award!

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[info]whosapalandrome
2004-09-15 06:02 pm UTC (link)
hey call me sometime; i want to find out what you decided and eat food with you!

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