It's not like my life has been uneventful.
I've just been too lazy to document it.

Dan came over last night; I think that when I see any friends from home, my old ways return and I pass out wayy too early. When him and I go down to DC for the NORML convention, I'll prove to him that I've changed my ways. I CAN STAY AWAKE. I also blame it on my dog. When he wakes up, that means I wake up. We're talking 6:30am to praise him for taking a shit.

If only all our bowel movements were treated with such enthusiasm. I'd definitely eat more fiber and whole-grain products, just for the self-esteem boost.

I did have ideas to jot down, but now all I want to do is make pudding and take a nap, in that order.